Thursday, October 04, 2012

The New, New, New Mitt Romney

Last night's debate saw the debut of the new, new, new Mitt Romney. The one who's reasonable and forceful, and isn't going to going to lower taxes on the wealthy, but is going to implement a generic but unspecified plan to make everything wonderful.

Not the new, new Mitt Romney from last summer, who scoffs at those losers in the 47% with his billionaire buds and has a horse in the equestrian competition at the Olympics.

And yet still not the new Mitt Romney, who ran for governor of Massachusetts, the one who supports abortion rights and health care for all.

And certainly not the old Mitt Romney, the one who closed steel mills, fired employees, took away their health care and let their wives die of cancer.

The new, new, new Mitt Romney doesn't seem to be a bad guy. The problem is, if you elect the new, new, new Mitt Romney, you won't get the new, new, new Mitt Romney. You'll get Todd Akin, Paul Ryan, Eric Cantor, John Boehner, Sheldon Adelson, the Koch brothers, Grover Norquist and all the rest of the Republican Party. The same Republican Party that still wants to reduce corporate and capital gains taxes to zero, voucherize Medicare, make abortion and birth control all but impossible to get, invade every country in the Middle East where protesters burn American flags, and who thinks Bibi Netanyahu should be appointed Secretary of State.

If we had the Republican Party that we had 25 or 30 years ago, you could vote for the new, new, new Mitt Romney with a clear conscience. There were plenty of reasonable people in the Republican Party. But now Grover Norquist and rabid Tea Party ideologues have driven them all out of politics like they did to Dick Lugar (Dick Lugar!).

If the new, new, new Mitt Romney is elected, he will simply shake the Etch a Sketch yet again, and the new, new, new, new Mitt Romney will tell us that he never promised us all those things he said in the debate. He'll say he was just spitballing in front of investors, and now that all the financial details have been worked out it seems that the new, new Mitt Romney who sneered at the 47% was right all along.

2 comments:

  1. Last in line12:35 PM

    Keep rationalizing boys. Busy at work here.

    >Mitt Romney, the one who closed steel mills, fired employees, took away their health care and let their wives die of cancer.

    So GST Steel went bankrupt in 2001 under the management of Bain Capital. Too bad that's not the whole story. 44 Steel companies went under during that time period including...

    Sheffield Steel, December 12, 2001

    Wellington Industries, December 12, 2001

    Rebar Fabricators Inc., December 12, 2001

    Bethlehem Steel, October 15, 2001

    Wilhelm and Kruse, Inc., October 2001

    Edgewater Steel, August 6, 2001

    Laclede Steel, July 27, 2001

    Precision Specialty Steel, July 16, 2001

    Republican Technologies International, April 2, 2001

    Trico Steel, March 27, 2001

    Heartland Steel, January 24, 2001

    CSC Ltd., January 12, 2001

    LTV Corp, December 29, 2000

    Erie Forge and Steel, December 22, 2000

    Northwestern Steel and Wire, December 19, 2000

    Wheeling-Pittsburgh Steel, November 16, 2000

    Vision Metals Inc., November 13, 2000

    J&L Structural Steel, June 30, 2000

    Think there were industry factors other than Mitt Romney and Bain blk? Guess not. Thanks for providing half the story on that one.

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  2. Anonymous12:43 PM

    I can't believe you bothered to provide facts, Last. Clearly, facts are not part of this argument. Sound bites, cliches, hyperbole, and statistical fabrications are what is needed here.

    Not your pesky facts.

    "Bibi Netanyahu should be appointed Secretary of State"

    So now you hate Jews as much as you hate niggers and spics, Nikto?

    You racist fuck.

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