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Friday, March 24, 2017

Let's (Not) Make A Deal

Donald Trump has always been a con man. The fact that people bought into his act shows how fucking stupid people are. That's right, STUPID!.

Now, I'm sure this will offend all those uber sensitive white rural voters whose precious little egos need coddling every single fucking day but I don't care. They elected a guy who talks like this all the time so they better be able to take what they dish out without whining about "smug, liberal elites" who look down on them. How is it my fault that they are ignorant?

Take health care, for example. Trump promised them the moon and assured all those Republicans who hate Obamacare with all the heart and soul that he would give them something better. He would "art of the deal" that mammajamma and deliver. Well, guess what?

He fucking failed.

The so called "repeal and replace" American Health Care Act couldn't get enough votes in the House because of GOP infighting. The actual reason is that children can't govern. When you put people in charge that are not adults, they can't accomplish anything. All they know is how to be against something.

The GOP in Congress and their soon to be impeached leader got a big does of reality today. Health care is all tough and stuff. And maybe the adult who was in office from 2009-2017 knew what the fuck he was doing after all.

Somewhere, Barack Obama is laughing his ass off.

I am too, actually. This is what right wing bloggers governing looks like.

1 comment:

blk said...

It's Ryan's fault because he made Trump start with health care instead of a gigantic tax cut for the wealthy.

It's Priebus's fault for not being able to muscle more moderate Republicans into accepting the gutted carcass of a health care bill that was the only thing the Free-dumb Caucus would accept.

It's Kushner's fault because he went skiing instead of staying in Washington and lobbying the Free-dumb Caucus on the bill. Because the only person who can convince guys from Podunk, W. Va., to vote yes is a rich Jewish kid from New York.

Or maybe Trump is just tired of winning already. Because he's had so much winning. Like his failed executive order banning Muslims. And the FBI investigations into his cronies' involvements with the Russians. And his early morning Twitter rants that make him look like a lunatic.

Not long ago Trump said something along the lines of "Who knew health care could be so complicated?"

Who knew being president would be so hard?

Clearly the man and his entire family are already tired of this. Like the spoiled little rich kids they are, they really just want to go skiing and golfing. Running the country is just too much work. The minions aren't doing their jobs!

I suggest Congress eject these clowns from the White House before they do some real damage.