Every day now there's another truckload of sexual harassment allegations committed by rich, powerful and famous men. Yesterday it was Louis C. K., a comedian, and Roy Moore, a former Alabama supreme court justice who was kicked off the bench twice and is currently running for U.S. Senate.
One of the most puzzling aspects of these harassment episodes is the allegation that these men, including Harvey Weinstein and Louis C.K., masturbate in front of women.
There are only two possible reactions to a man masturbating in front of a woman: "Eewww! Gross!" and "Eewww! That's disgusting!"
I know that some men like watching pornography in which beautiful women touch themselves. But I can assure them that the attraction is not reciprocal: no woman in the world is stimulated by the sight of a fat, balding, middle-aged man jerking off.
In the English-speaking world there are many synonyms for "loser:" many of them are variations on a theme: jerk-off, wanker, tosser, to name a few. And the archetypal biggest loser ever is the guy running around in a trench coat exposing himself to little girls.
Why do these idiots think that losing the trench coat makes it attractive?
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