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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Ah, The Onion...

Will someone please explain to me how The Onion is never ripped by the conservative douche bag pundit machine? True, they are equal in their satire but let's face it, when they get it right, as with this hilarious column forwarded to me by Crabmaster, they really get it right!

Money quote:

You want compassion? Somebody who's looking out for the little guy? Why don't you take a look at Jimmy Carter, 'cause unlike, oh, every motherfucking candidate out there, he spent the last fucking quarter-century building houses for the homeless. And what does he get for it? A fucking hernia. Some fucking gratitude, you selfish twats.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nobody ripped on it because that column is supposed to be Jimmy Carter using self-depricating humor while talking about himself.

"I got 'em right here in my big, hairy ballsack" -hilarious.

Fuck the alliance!!!

Mu said...

lol, emo pussies.

Anonymous said...

Man Jimmy Cahtah never lifted a hammer. I can tell you because I was there- He was there two days [start and finish] and wouldn't get within five foot of the people building the houses or the people the houses were for.

Mark Ward said...

Well, how could we tell if you were there if you were anonymous ?