Alright, so I know that I said I was going to post my Best of 2006 this week. I will...it's just going to be a bit later in the week. I know you are all waiting with bated breath to see what my picks are for the Best CD, Best TV Show and Best Film of 2006 but you are just going to have to wait.Because last night I witnessed the greatest football game I have ever seen.
Before we take a look at the clip highlighting why the game was the greatest, I would like all of the fucking losers here in Minnesota (Gopher hockey excluded of course) who think they can run a sports program to take note of Chris Peterson. Yes, that's right Major Childress and Idiot Maturi...Chris Peterson, first year head coach of the Boise State Broncos knows how to win.
Y'see folks, I am real sick and tired of the likes of Brad Childress, head coach of the Minnesota Vikings , and the dumbest fucking athletic director in the NCAA, Joe Maturi of the U of M with their "let's play not to lose" conservative bullshit. More than anything, I would like 5 minutes with each of them. There is no doubt in my mind that I could turn the Minnesota Vikings, Gopher Football, and Gopher Basketball progams into WINNING endeavors.
My 5 minutes with the little Major would go something like this. I
would explain to him that, sitting in my chair at home or at the Spring Street Bar, where I watch Vikings games, I can tell which of the six offensive plays, from his grand playbook, he is going to run. If I can tell what he is going to do, then imagine what someone who watches sixty hours of film a week can see. I bet Bill Bellichik wrapped his film day after about one hour of viewing. In addition, having a tough run defense is great. Giving up an eight yard passing cushion over the middle of the field on every single play is not great.
I may not even need 5 minutes with dumbfuck. I would simply say to him that a B- average is not failing and if he wants to recruit decent athletes to come to the U, he should hold them to a standard of...say a 70 percent or better which I think is fair. But I don't think the man can tell where he is half of the time so it might be pointless. He certainly doesn't have any clue how to win.What would be pointful (if there is such a word) is for the little Major, asshead, and the rest of us here in Minnesota pining for a real winner to watch this clip and see what having some fucking sack can bring you. Someone on YouTube put together a great highlight reel of the end of last night's Fiesta Bowl between the Oklahoma Sooners and the Boise State Broncos.
For some reason, I can't import YouTube today, so follow this link....and enjoy....I anxiously await your comments as I have several!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENwDDB0dlRk
4 comments:
nice post. I didn't see the Feist Bowl game but the highlights were
indeed splendiferous.
happy new year to you buddy!
Yeah, that was a great game
You boys and your football....let's get back to politics....
Sorry, truthgirl, but we are just going to have to agree to disagree on this one.
I am still in shock and amazemnet over this game. To me, it's not the fact that it's "football" per se but it's the STORY. What a story.....
What really struck me is that the quarterback for Boise State said, after the game, that his team rallied around him after he threw what appeared to be the game ending interception. They looked him in the eye and said, "We believe in you."
He honored that and he did things on that field for the next 15 minutes that most players only dream about....
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