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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Classic

From today's Onion

Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care

"Both parties understand that the current system is broken," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told reporters Monday. "But what we can't seem to agree upon is how to best keep it broken, while still ensuring that no elected official takes any political risk whatsoever. It’s a very complicated issue."

"Ultimately, though, it's our responsibility as lawmakers to put these differences aside and focus on refusing Americans the health care they deserve," Pelosi added.


No fucking shit.

1 comment:

GrumpyOldFart said...

Sadly, that's the most accurate statement on the whole healthcare debate I've seen to date.