Spy vs. Spy: Elf vs. Orc

Not content with monitoring domestic phone calls, email, Internet searches, and porn habits, during the Bush administration the NSA decided to spy on people playing World of Warcraft. The New York Times reports the latest embarrassment from the Edward Snowden document dump:

Not limiting their activities to the earthly realm, American and British spies have infiltrated the fantasy worlds of World of Warcraft and Second Life, conducting surveillance and scooping up data in the online games played by millions of people across the globe, according to newly disclosed classified documents.

Fearing that terrorist or criminal networks could use the games to communicate secretly, move money or plot attacks, the documents show, intelligence operatives have entered terrain populated by digital avatars that include elves, gnomes and supermodels.

This is silly. Anyone who plays these games knows that there's no privacy. The companies running them are constantly on the watch for suspicious activity, because of rampant theft of game accounts, credit cards and in-game items and virtual currency. The companies log all communications, and monitor all activities to determine the best way to make money off their players.

There were so many NSA and GCHQ (British SIGINT) guys doing this that they had to develop protocols to avoid spying on each other.

This is another sign of the excessive amount of time and money we are wasting on supposed security threats. The bosses at the NSA are either completely stupid or ridiculously naive if they can't see that their employees were just looking for an excuse to play games at work.

No wonder Edward Snowden could just waltz in and steal them blind.