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Monday, March 09, 2009

A Giant Pile of Steaming...(Part 1 of 7)

Last week a friend of mine sent me an email forward that I have decided to make the topic of the week. I want to be clear up front that the person that did sent to me is a very kind hearted and wonderful human being who viewed this email as a joke. I am hoping that when all of you read it you will find it to be yet another excellent example of a giant pile of steaming right wing tap into your inner rage horse manure that, sadly, she did not recognize.

Each email consisted of a comparison between a school in 1958 and a school today. There were 8 comparisons and a concluded paragraph which ordered

This email should hit every email box to show how stupid we have become.

So, let's take a look at how "stupid" we have become and start off our Monday with two comparisons.

Scenario:
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1958 -
Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2008 -
Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state

because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario:

Jack goes quail hunting before school,
pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1958 -
Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,
goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2008 -
School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselor called in

for traumatized students and teachers.

Let's begin the idiocy in the first example of beating a child with ADD. Really? Is that a solution for someone who has a learning disorder...violence? As we go through the week, we will see more examples of how violence seems to be the only answer for people who think like this...which, of course, begs the question...aren't believers in Christ supposed to support non violence?

And of course, we do have the rip about the school "getting money from the state" which is right wing douche bag code word for "evil" big government taking YOUR money and giving it some retard somewhere. If only that gimp could heed those magic words of the right....just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and everything will be fine.

The second example shows an oldie but a goodie...Gubmint's a comin' to take our guns! I loves my guns! And then Jack is going to be sent away...to jail! What a pantload. First of all, who goes quail hunting before school? And if they do, it is probably in Montana or Wyoming where no one is going to call the FBI. I do quite enjoy the counselors getting called in thing though because everyone in education, of course, are all a bunch of lily livered faggots who are all a-feared of guns...right?

Now, the do have a good point about the over medication which is why I paired these two together. If Jack were on an SSRI (Serotonin Re-Uptake Inhibitor), then he would probably go on a school shooting spree. Drugs like Paxil, Prozac, and Lexepro should never be given to any person under the age of 21 as they tend to make their still developing minds think more violently (1 out of 100 young adults!) and possibly act that way. Look at any school shooting in the last ten years and ALL of the gunmen have been on anti depressants.

But seriously...this makes us "stupid?" That we want to take care of people that are mentally challenged? That we don't want our children to carry guns in schools? That we don't beat our kids anymore?

Folks, the word "stupid" is actually right wing douche bag code for "weak." Essentially, problems are too complex for them in today's society so...let's resort to violence, which seems to be their answer for everything. Anyone want to guess what countries in the world still beat their students and mistreat children that are mentally challenged?

Iran, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Pakistan...

So I guess the right wants us to be just like them:)

Cool.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

The smell in the air is chickenshit.

Sorry, just had to bust that line out. I think those debates on TSM are gettin to ya. Obama won and you're still pissed off.

You've told us how stupid everyone is but you didn't bother to mention what your views are on those subjects.

Is everyone that doesn't agree with your political views a believer in Christ? Is violence really such a monolithic concept that one is either for or against regardless of the context of a particular situation? Are there or are there not financial incentives for schools to have kids diagnosed with ADHD?

I'm not a parent and I don't work in a school so I'm asking the parents and the people who work in schools these questions.

Anonymous said...

btw, I'm watching all kinds of good stuff on youtube tonight.

L'Amour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYqKucJTn2c

Tourettes guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY

Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding! Fries are done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY

My boner won't go down! (this is Maynard from Tool)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJvvxEs1_pE

Why me Lord?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP_ul18KrJk&feature=related

The Ant and the Aardvark is classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w07dKi9fRFU&feature=related

Anonymous said...

M, I believe you have an overdeveloped sense of outrage there. It's going to get you in trouble some day.

I seem to recall you agreeing with the opinion that we are over medicating kids. Am I wrong about that?

Do you support a discipline free classroom?

First of all, who goes quail hunting before school?

My older brothers did, in SoCal. Can you believe it? Of course, that was much closer to 1958 then today.

So, M, what exactly would YOUR reaction be if a student had a gun in his vehicle during hunting season in your neck of the woods? Just assume he'd been, or was going, hunting - or that he was off his meds and about to go all Columbine on ya?

Seriously dude. For someone who waxes nostalgic about an era of capitalism you never lived under, you sure hate on the social norms of that time.

Mark Ward said...

"Obama won and you're still pissed off."

Not pissed off...just frustrated by willful ignorance. And Obama winning doesn't wave a magic wand and make 58 million people understand that they actually have just as many flaws as the left.

"You've told us how stupid everyone is but you didn't bother to mention what your views are on those subjects."

No. I said in this post that the email says that we (our country) has become "stupid" which we have not.

"It's going to get you in trouble some day"

Well, that's why I have this blog. And I think some people view opinions as "outrage" which is especially true of my home state of MN.

"you agreeing with the opinion that we are over medicating kids. Am I wrong about that?"

Hence the paragraph about why I paired these two items together.

"Do you support a discipline free classroom?"

No. Younger kids usually respond well to time outs or the removal of activities they enjoy. Older children are tougher but I have to say that I have never really had any real problems with older kids. With them, it is more an issue of motivation and not behavior. Beating children is never an answer.

"if a student had a gun in his vehicle during hunting season in your neck of the woods?"

Depends on the school district, really. Ours would frown upon it but we are in the suburbs. It would just be odd for a child to have one. If I worked out in Montevideo or a place like that, the scenario of 1958 is still pretty much there. Thus, the parallel drawn in the first example is inaccurate.

Many people I know are hunters and if I knew the kid, I wouldn't think anything of it. Now if he was taking an SSRI....I might be worried.

Anonymous said...

Beating children is never an answer.

Agreed. You don't have kids yet though, do you? It does change your perspective.

Were you abused, or disciplined, as a youngster yourself? Trust me, my parents never heard of a "time out" short of a basketball or football game. I gave my son a couple of belts across the backside before his teens. When he was seventeen there was one time when it was all I could do to not bust him one across the chops.

Thus, the parallel drawn in the first example is inaccurate.

Are you really sure about that? Would a teacher from that area verify your opinion? Or would an overly cautious school administrator hysterically call for a lockdown? I'd like to agree that it wouldn't happen, but I'm just not that optimistic.

Mark Ward said...

I do have two kids. I did spank them once or twice when they were little but only when they had the padding of the diaper.

Time outs are very effective for my son who just hates to not be playing or watching sports. My daughter has gotten to be pretty well behaved these days. For the most part, my kids behave but that is mostly because I have been very strict with them over the years.

jane said...

Alternative scenario for Jack: he grows up to become a member of an elite, secret fighting force. Later he has a wife and daughter and a "real" job, but that doesn't work out. Then he goes to China for, oh, 18 months. Then he comes back and opens a big can of whup ass on anyone trying to bring down America. Most of the time he's chasing baddies he is also being chased by misunderstanding feds.