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Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Take The Citizenship Test!

Here is the test.

How did you do? 

17 comments:

GuardDuck said...

100%

Anonymous said...

Gah, I missed one...federalist paper writer Madison.

Mark Ward said...

Right, GD:) Another example of how insecure you are...

I missed the one about what kind of economy we have. Technically it is none of the above as it is indeed welfare capitalism.

GuardDuck said...

I'm insecure because I passed an easy test without missing any questions?

Dude, that statement says a hell of lot more about you than whatever you were trying to say about me.

Larry said...

Only a true, full-blooded nitwit could post a link to the (easy) test, then specifically ask, "How did you do?" And then get pissy because someone posted that they got 100%. What a maroon.

Mark Ward said...

Only someone as insecure as GD would lie about getting 100 percent on a test. Is the comments section of a blog that important to you?

GuardDuck said...

Lie? so now you actually say it.

Got any proof to back that up? No? Didn't think so.

Do you really think that test was hard enough not to easily score 100%? Is it that you think yourself smarter than I am and thus if you missed one I couldn't possibly do better?

Sounds like you are the one who is insecure.


Oh, and for calling me a liar? You are a contemptible and honor-less scum who has been shown to be a pathological liar - so piss off.

Larry said...

I got 100%, you moron. It was an EASY test. But with reading comprehension like yours, I can see how it would be difficult. It 's hard to get the right answer when you misunderstand the question.

Mark Ward said...

Well, now that's two insecure liars:) Of course, the "test" here wasn't only the test. I wanted to see who would be honest about how they did and who wouldn't, the latter being the ones who would accuse me of being a "moron" for missing one question out of 100. A question, btw, that was not really accurate and must have been a real ass chap for you guys to answer.

Larry said...

What, you mean since a dipshit High School Teacher missed 1 question on what is widely acknowledged to be a simple test (that on today's scale is probably about 8th grade level or so), then none of his readers could've have scored any higher? Now that's the fucking heights of arrogance! Don't get a nosebleed from the altitude up on your high horse there, Markadelphia. Sheesh.

Larry said...

PS, fuckwit, I didn't call you a moron for missing one question. I called you a moron for claiming that GD must be lying because he got 100%. I hadn't previously mentioned my score, but I was curious to know if you'd call me a liar, too. And sure enough, you're an insecure enough asshole that you felt the need to call me a liar, too. You are a sad, sad little man. I would suggest changing therapists because whatever you're doing now isn't working. You want to work towards not being such a pathetic little weasel. That 's harsh, but it's the truth.

GuardDuck said...

nes who would accuse me of being a "moron" for missing one question out of 100.

Nobody accused you of being a moron for missing a question. You were called a moron because you somehow think we are lying about not missing any questions - you moron.

Of course, the "test" here wasn't only the test. I wanted to see who would be honest about how they did and who wouldn't

Bullshit. By what possible metric can you evaluate how "honest" anyone reporting how they did?

GuardDuck said...

A question, btw, that was not really accurate and must have been a real ass chap for you guys to answer.

Oh, and why would it chap my hide to answer that the economic system of the US is capitalism?

Mark Ward said...

I was under the impression that we lived with a tyrannical government that wants to steal our guns and the fruits of our labors before sending us all to re-education camps.

GuardDuck said...

The question was what economic system we live under.

Only to you Marxists is governmental system and economic system one and the same :)

Mark Ward said...

Ah, I'm a Marxist now. Well, I suppose that makes sense that you think that. Do we live in a centrally planned economy or not, GD?

GuardDuck said...

That's a nonsensical question M. Are you the guy running the economy?