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Monday, June 16, 2014

The Bodyguard Blanket

Well, I guess it's come to this...





I can hear the Gun Cult shrieking like old ladies now..."If we could only have anyone carry a gun in a school, then kids wouldn't need the Bodyguard Blanket."

Or maybe if our society could be arsed to leave behind a troglodytic perception of mental health, guns, and violence, then we wouldn't need the fucking Bodyguard Blanket

1 comment:

Larry said...

Their target market is bedwetting idiots. Have you bought yours, yet, Markadelphia?

And honestly, the only shrieking I've heard is from you. You've been getting increasingly shrill over the last several months, even a little desperate-sounding at times.