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Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Relax.

To many of you, this image is a soothing as the softs sounds of the ocean as it gently laps up on the shore a mere 100 feet from your bungalow on the beach.

"That bitch in the House," as my uncle Bill so fondly put it on several occasions, has finally been deposed. The Wicked Witch of the West has been sent packing, folks, and a MAN is back in charge again. No more vaginas telling us what we can and can't do...praise the Lord!

And John Boehner is not just any man. He has name that sticks out loud and proud. It's a hard fucking cock that won't let anyone mess with it. Best of all, it's white just like its owner.

So have no fear, old white men of America, there's finally someone to stop that "anti colonial Kenyan" (© Newt Gingrich) in the White House. Actually, what am I saying? There's always someone to be afraid of, right?

It is the federal government after all...

10 comments:

Damn Teabaggers said...

Labels: Voices In My Head.

Very appropriate.

sw said...

deal with it

Mark Ward said...

Please see the post above it:)

rld said...

Pelosi did spend the last few days as speaker at a $10,000 a night Hawaiian resort, paid for by us taxpayers. Way to represent the little guy.

Haplo9 said...

Impressive - Mark plays both the race and gender cards in one post. Projecting on your race and gender hang ups, are we Mark?

I do have to admit, the guy's name cracks me up though. I guess it's pronounced differently than 'boner', but still..

Santa said...

Correct me if I am wrong but don't conservatives think that a woman's place is subservient to a man? It does say that in the Bible. They may not want to admit it but the Pelosi haters didn't like her because she was a woman telling men what to do. I also don't see a problem with telling like it like it is regarding race. All the people at the Tea Party rallies are old and white, for the most part, and then I'm supposed to think that's just a coincidence? That dog won't hunt.

Anonymous said...

"Correct me if I am wrong..."

Consider yourself corrected.

dw

Haplo9 said...

>Correct me if I am wrong but don't conservatives think that a woman's place is subservient to a man?

Oh. You're that kind of leftist, holding a cartoon caricature of people who lean to the right. Groan. (Hint: no, conservatives don't think that, at least this one doesn't.)

>I also don't see a problem with telling like it like it is regarding race.

Oh? What is it then? Do conservatives fear black people? Or wait, there is some sort of "control" that conservatives are losing when we see non white, non male authority figures. (A staple of Mark's btw.) Do tell me what I think Santa, I can't figure it out for myself.

Damn Teabaggers said...

Correct me if I am wrong but don't conservatives think that a woman's place is subservient to a man? It does say that in the Bible.

If you cite the Bible as supposed authority for it, doesn't thinking that require you to also think that all conservatives are Christians and all liberals are not? According to this line of argument, Nancy Pelosi should hate "that bitch in the House" for not being subservient enough. She claims to be a Christian, does she not?

Just for the record, I don't claim to be one.

Flat Earthers said...

So let's see... we all love Sarah Palin because she's so subservient to the white male Republican establishment, right?