Two of my favorite characters were Frank Burns and Colonel Flagg....the former, a weenie who essentially made up whatever he wanted, wrapped himself in the flag, and claimed to be a patriot...the latter, an ultra nationalist, xenophobic psychotic who was so far over the top, he didn't seem believable...even as a fictional character. In watching both the Tea Party and CPAC conventions in the last week, I must sadly conclude that Major Frank Burns and Colonel Flagg are alive and well.
Even though they are fictitious characters, their vision has created a cult.
On last Friday's Season 8 premier of Real Time with Bill Maher, Bill proclaimed that the tea party movement wasn't a "movement" at all but a cult. He then set about proving it quite well.
Ever since I have started this blog, I have been searching for answers. Why do people listen to the base? What is it about them that gets ordinary folk to chuck all reason and logic out the window and believe anything Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, or Rush Limbaugh has to say? What is the one umbrella that all of this fits neatly under? Answer: A cult.
Expanding on what Maher had to say, I submit that the majority of the people at both the CPAC and the Tea Party conventions have fallen, along with millions of others across this country, into a mass cult. Consider the characteristics of a cult:
1. Quickly withdraw into the group and distrust the outside world.
Never a more pure example of this is seen at The Smallest Minority. Anyone who does not jibe with their ideology is labeled a "liar." Further, the left is portrayed as being bent on the socialist destruction of our nation. This is especially troubling when you consider that much of the left has been bought off by Wall Street.
Essentially, they don't trust anyone except cult-approved information outlets (townhall, hot air, the american thinker, worldnet daily, pajamas tv etc). Anything that will probably help them (ex: the health care bill) has been spun by cult leaders to be immediately NOT trusted and offered as proof of the coming destruction of the United States).
2. Driven by some large, unattainable goal.
This would be the return of our government to that which was "envisioned by our Founding Fathers." So, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Education funding and anything the funds any sort of "agenda" are gone. All that remains would be the military. I would assume this means that a woman's right to vote will be taken away and blacks will return to being 3/5ths of a person.
3. Have their own vocabulary (aka "If I say it, then it's true.")
Maher's examples were: Freedom=Guns, Diplomacy=Weakness, Elitist=Reading a Book. I say they have their own entire, and quite bizarre, language. Take this line from Mitt Romney at the CPAC convention. He screamed that "liberal, neo-monarchists" were in charge of our country. Huh?
He went to say the following
Americans will not endure government run health care, new and expensive entitlements, and inexplicable and surely vanishing cuts in Medicare.
Ok, seriously....WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
And how about Keynote speaker Glenn Beck who said that the only job of the Constitution was to protect us from "bad" guys. The pre-amble to the Constitution states
Establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity.
Anyone from the cult want to explain what that means to them? Perhaps Kevin Baker can explain it as he found Glenn Beck's CPAC speech to be "excellent."
4. Attach problems to one simple explanation.
Well, this one is easy: The Left, with its Hiterlesque leader, Barrack Hussein Obama, are the cause of every problem everywhere for ever and ever until the end of time.
5. Use fear.
Every speech was riddled with fear mongering. Keynote speaker Glenn Beck said our country was headed for "economic holocaust" citing debt to GDP and hilariously, in the same breath, praised Ronald Reagan who left office with a debt of 51 percent of GDP. He also said that progressivism was designed to "destroy the Constitution" (even though it was progressive movements like women's suffrage that added to it).
6. Accuse people outside of the cult of being brainwashed and/or in a cult.
LMAO all over the mother fucking hizzy! This happens to me constantly here, at TSM, in email, or in discussions. I'm a "perfect example of the Left" and yet I just got screamed at over the last few days for supporting President Obama's decision to fund nuclear power. I get hollered at at least once a month for degrading women with my "foul language." I state, in unequivocal terms, that I support our effort in AfPak and thus, get endless shit from the naive peaceniks. And yet, I am a "perfect example" of the left. I couldn't figure out why this gross mischaracterization was happening but now I know.
It's because they are in a cult.
Further proof of this can be seen in this CBS/New York Times poll

And, no cult members, that does not mean I am advocating Re-Education Camps.
This poll also states that "Of people who support the grassroots, "Tea Party" movement, only 2 percent think taxes have been decreased, 46 percent say taxes are the same, and a whopping 44 percent say they believe taxes have gone up."
Amazing. Simply fucking amazing. A group whose center issue is taxes doesn't have a clue about....fucking taxes!
Not surprising, though, when the spirits of Frank Burns and Colonel Flagg embody what is so very clearly a CULT.